Miami Monkey meet the cast members!

After seening “Big Ang” spin-off show, which was pretty hilarious! Big ang is expanding her “drunken monkey” bar to Miami’s hotspot “Ocean Drive”. The new bar has been located at Hotel Netherlands on Ocean drive. After watching the first episode, I can say, it doesn’t really look like a bar at all, but it seems more they have used the front porch and the hall way of the hotel for the show. I can be wrong, but on tv it doesn’t really show it’s a real bar. Big Ang is bringing her new young entourage from NYC to Miami’s hotspot “Ocean drive”.  After seeing this girls, the first thing was:  Big Ang, are you serious? The Miami seen is all about being sexy, pretty faces and having the ultimate body. None of these New-York city girls got any of these qualifications. I was pretty more shocked! After seeing this show for 5 weeks, people on Twitter and Facebook are pretty much saying the same. The show is totally different then Big Ang’s show from Staten Island, but Big Ang, Bar en employees doesn’t belong on South Beach at all. The show has attracted 3 locals, but after knowing Miami beach on my fingertips, I know there is better fish in the pond to attract customers. The casting of this show went absolutely wrong!

Cast members

 Big Ang

Big Ang is the owner of Staten Island Drunken monkey bar. Her first spin off was funny and her fans could see how funny and her friends are. Her show was drama free among women! After seeing mobwives season 3 which was pretty much dissapointing, because the wives among each other were only busy with ghetto drama and promoting their business ventures! There was no story line! Big Ang always kept herself away of these women drama. This made here unique and she has shown she is a woman with the heart on the right place. After all seeing this, big Ang’s fans are dying to see her in Miami monkey.

 

   Raquel (Big Ang daughter) 29.

As you can see, this is Big Ang’s daughter. Her role in the show isn’t that big, because she keeps going back and forth between New-York city and Miami. In the 5 episodes I have seen, she keeps saying she has a job in NY. So here role in the show is pretty much worthless! The visual body enhancements are her boobs (not as big as her mom) and her lips! After this plastic surgery trips, she never looks any better!

 Gabby (Big Ang’s son girlfriend) 20

This girl got homesick at the very beginning of the show. The only thing we have seen of her was her phone obsession with Big Ang’s son! It’s good she has left, because she doesn’t contribute a second in the show!

 Marissa (Raquel’s friend) 29

The cast pictures looks 100 times better then seeing them in action in the show. This girl boyfriend is in jail for murder! And still believes her relationship is perfect. She is very loyal to her murdering boyfriend and does not understand she is stil young and should enjoy life! Her looks doesn’t really fit the show, because she would be better of in TLC’s American gypsy show, then showing any style and sexy which Miami Ocean drive requires of women. If she can attracks customers for the Miami Monkey? These Ocean drive people has seen better looking and more styleful women passing by.

 Ryan (Raquel’s best friend) 26

Since the very beginning of the show, this girl shows a high tention of having ADHD! She is very hyper and over reaction of everything! If she has the right Miami looks? No! It seems she can flip good cocktails in a minute, but she needs to be more respectful to customers! Her NYC attitude make customers more allergic to visit the bar then coming back! She is involved in every NY girl’s drama of the show! After seen this in 4 episodes, it becomes very annoying!

 Roxanne (Married to Big Ang’s nephew) 27

This girl looks way older than she is and it seems, positivity is something still has to discover! She shouldn’t be in the show. Character wise she is drowning the show with her negativity and body wise, she doesn’t fit in the show and she is no shop stopper to attract any hot men to the bar! Who the hell has cast this woman? You see the production is giving more Staten island girls the opportunity to be a reality star, but not everyone can be a reality star.

 Christina 27

Christina is a Puerto Rican Miami native. She is very short, drinks way to much and acts like she is a 13 year old who just discovered her own hormones. The way she acts in the show looks like a Borderliner to me with to many issues! This girl would be never hired in Miami’s top clubs. If she do like she acts in the show, she can turn the Miami monkey bar into a Miami monkey bordello! The customers will quickly think, she comes free with the drinks and do whatever you want to do with her. Her stealing and drunk actions in the show is far from funny!

 Morgan Brittany Osman 23

This is the cherry on the cake when it comes to looks in the show. She is the one rises above anyone in the show. This girl can attrack men to the bar, but it’s only her and no one else! The girl has top model features, but after seeing a few shows, you will also see where plastic surgery did the job on her. Her lips are fake! Boob job and her cheeks are suspicious! She is a tall young woman, but her weight is concerning! The real modeling industry would reject her, because of her plastic surgery. If she didn’t do this, she could make a fortune with photo shoots for Eropean fashion houses and Victoria Secret.

 Nate (Miami monkey DJ) 26

Nate is the DJ of the Miami monkey and doing bar tending. His role in the show is a little vague. His appearance is nothing wrong with, but he is definately not the playboy of the show. He is liking all women who likes him. One woman is weaker for his sneaky attitude then the other and loves to group date. After seeing episode 5, he is still vague about himself and his real girlfriend! This dude has been wrongly casted.

Bottom line end of story is, this show failed in searching the right people to make this show a big hit. There is a bigger potential, but to bring this to a higher level, you need to select the right people to come this far! Unfortunately this is missing.

 

 

Love Hiphop Atlanta Season 2, reunion part 1

After seeing Love Hiphop Atlanta, reunion part 1 (season 2). I have desided to blog this African American fake drama on tv. Unfortunately no European tv channel is buying black trash tv!  There are alot of black people in Europe, but when they see a show like this, they will totally react different then the avarage African American viewers. My friend from Texas who is an African American pharmacist doesn’t even watch this ghetto drama! Whenever I call her, it’s like “Love hip hop who”?, oh yeah I have heard about it. Now people thinking she is hypocrite and watch it anyway, but I know for myself, her and her husband are not often at home because of work and business. So on this one I believe her. Because I cannot watch this myself, I have to wait for the download of this show and watch this with my mom who does not understand ebonics. So when it becomes a grey area, I will translate it. Anyway the reunion part 1 started very feisty with Joseline Hernandez and Mimi. Joseline wants to fight on national tv with her so called fake boyfriend aka fiancé’s baby momma! I had my doubts about this because it looked like it was pre arranged to spice it up for the viewers and audience. 15 min later there was even an kinda agreement between these 2 women how bad Stevie J treats women! But then the question is: Why does a woman like Joseline stays at a man who is always in to humiliate her and hurt her feelings? is this acting or reality? Miss Mona Scott Young who is the founder of this show, keep telling everyone, “nothing is fake”! Season 2 of this show has shown more scripted scenes than reality!

Joseline Hernandez the woman who wants to receive love from a man who pimps her out!

After all bad stuff that happened to Joseline Hernandez at season 2, if felt more sorry for her! Season 1, I really didn’t like her, because she was the typical dumb ass byside of a man who is out for gifts, money and a fake carreer! It’s funny to see how a Miami stripper with a bad past of being raped, neglected by her mom ends up in the music industry. The girl can’t rap, sing or perform. Whenever I see her performing, I see a only stripact with trash music. But she will definately be not a 2nd Nikki Menaj or Rihanna! I see a reality tv star who is miss treated by another reality tv star who think he is the best man on the planet, but his character is rotten to the core! What keeps Joseline to a man like Stevie? Why is she afraid to do it all on her own or work with other professional people who will tell her the truth? In one of the episodes it became obvious Joseline is a damaged woman and wants to obey a man like Stevie J who is only taking advantage of her weakness! I felt really sorry for her at the reunion when she started to cry, because in her mind she knows he i ruin her, but her heart is open to receive men like that. Maybe in season 3 Dr. Drew can help her out?

Mimi Faust the baby momma of Stevie J’s child who cannot get enough of bad ass Stevie J

She claims to be a business woman and be succesfull in what she is doing, but she has a bad habbit in not letting go bad things! We all see in season 1 & 2 how Stevie J is insulting her, miss treat her, disrespecting her and whatever more! But again, she keeps hanging around a man who is waisting her time! She love to yell and cursing out Stevie J, but what about ignore his foolishness and just let him be her daughters father without the whore! and let him play child support PERIOD! No, every little dumb move of Stevie J is for her a lead to show angriness, pain, hurt and abuse to her baby daddy In a way, she cannot let it go for what it is worth! Is this a mental issue? yes! just like Joseline loves to go back and forth on this too! In this case; Joseline and Mimi can share their mental habbit on Stevie J. It’s obvious this woman is in alot of pain what Stevie J has caused in the years! But why staying for almost 15 years in a mental abuse relationship, when she can do better? What is she trying to proove to the viewers? What is she trying to proove herself? According to all the rumors and facts online, it seems she had a hell of a bad 15 years with this producer who also had a relationship with a former NBA star’s wife and kept Mimi on the sideline. What is it what kept her stay? Money?

The true Kirk came out of the closet and showed another person to the viewers wich might cost Rasheeda’s and Kirk’s marriage!

Season one was great when it became to Rasheeda and her husband.  It was great to see a business woman doing so well and at home be loved by her man who showed alot of love for his family.  Season 2 I have seen a man who totally changed into a woman’s worst nightmare! It all started when Rasheeda announced she is pregnant! Suddenly her husband Kirk wants a DNA test (Like Rasheeda was messing around with other men). She got insults like; that’s why rappers are famous off! Sleeping around with others! Dayum! Those are things Rasheeda never deserved from her husband. The whole marriage relationship between this got out of control! it should be reality, but why go through all this for getting more tv air time? Rasheeda became more insecure about her carreer! She wants to move one with her carreer, but the biggest mistake is bringing your private live into your business life! Kirk should be never her manager and even tell her to get her name of the business account! Who is bringing home the money? Yes Rasheeda! It seems this 16 year relationship is going to end! And I hope Rasheeda is bringing this drama to an end to go see a lawyer to end the marriage and business relationship with this man! He did some faul stuff on her like going with Benzino to a lodge to see a friend, which became more a little whore house in Georgia, then thinking about how to continue his marriage or think about how to solve the problems! I’ll hope Rasheeda is taking the right decisions for herself and her children, not for a dog like Kirk!

Erica Dixon who cannot walk away from a man who is still get breast fed by him pimp momma!

Why is Erica Dixon crying over a man who gave her 11 years babby daddy drama, his own family drama,  trashbag whore drama and parole drama? It was obvious in season 1 she wants to see a ring on her finger and when she got it, she pawned it and eventually ended it, because Scrappy could not show manhood in a 11 year old relationship. Scrappy is a rapper who still got strings to his mother who is poisoning him with her own bad habbits! She is the worst black mom on national tv history! Promoting her own pimp and drug past and pass that behavior to your own children! Scrappy has been victimized by his own mother and got sticked in her glue, because she can control him! It’s disgusting to see how this woman is promoting herself and wants to be booked to show up on parties like she is a hell of a great reality tv star!  The people who books her are probably way worse than her! It’s obvious a man like scrappy has some legal issues, because he is a pot smoker since age 12 and his mother was to busy with pimping out other women on the streets and sell drugs! Now you see a damaged man into adulthood facing issues in relationships simple because he had to raise himself. He shows respect to women, but on occasionally he act differently which even cause himself into situations where he cannot follow the parole rules! This will cost him his relationship with Erica Dixon. She dealt with infedelity before, but this time Momma Dee instigate this whole problem and uses Shay for her plan! In this case you see 2 weak and hurted women fighting over each other and the one who is involved keeping themselves very quiet!

Are Stevie J and Joseline Hernandez married or not?

this was the most foolish scene I have ever seen in a tv show or even reality tv show. A woman ask a man to get married, and he plotted  together with Mimi to insult Joseline in front of national tv! Is this real or fake? During the reunion part 1 Joseline and Stevie J acted like they are lovebirds! But it says enough about Joseline’s mind to continue with this foolishness or is this a set up by the founders of the show? If this is all show, it isn’t funny! And it gives black men a very bad name how they treat women and abuse women! If this is real, I hope Dr. Phil and Dr. G is stepping in to analize Joseline Hernandez brains!

to be continued…… reunion part 2